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CITIZENSHIP EXAM

شنبه 3 مرداد 1388 - 8:05:14 PM

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CITIZENSHIP EXAM

> CITIZENSHIP EXAM

> >

> > A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen

> > In the United States. So she took her grandson with her to take her

> > citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the Persian woman

> > that he had to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she

> > answers them correctly, she would become a citizen. She Said, "Ok,

> > but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson".

> >

> > The man Said, "Ok, so he will translate". Now for your first

> > question...

> >

> > 1) What is the capital of America?

> >

> > The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man kojaa raftam college?"

> > "Vashangton!!", said the grandma. "That was correct, now for

> > question number 2...

> >

> > 2) When is Independence Day for America?

> > The Grandson Said, "Neyman Marcoos kay haraaj daare?"

> > "July Fourt!!", the grandma said.

> > "Correct, now for question number 3...

> >

> > 3) Who ran for President this year but lost?

> > The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martike ke baa dokhtare

> > shomaa

aroosi

> > kard, ke doosesh nadaarin, kojaa bere?"

> > She Said, "Too goooor!!!"

> > "Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...

> >

> > 4) Who is the President of the United States now?

> > The grandson so translated, "Har vaght pesaret gooz Mide, as chish

> > narahat mishi?" "Boooosh!!", grandma answered.

> >

> > She is a US citizen now....

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