Husband Shopping Center
PERSIAN WOMAN:
A "Husband Shopping Center"
was opened in LA where a Persian woman could go
to choose from among many
men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five
floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up
the floors. The only
rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
must choose a man from
that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back down except to
leave the place.
So, a couple of Persian girls go to the place to find
men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and
love
kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not
having
jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
go.
Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," say the girls, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking,
love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women.
"Very
tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go
up.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely
good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak."
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further
on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: "This
floor is
just to prove that Persian women are impossible to please. Thank
you for
shopping and have a nice day!!"
شنبه 3 مرداد 1388 - 8:07:39 PM